So I work at target now and one of my favorite things to do when I hear something in the next aisle fall is to drop what I’m doing and stand at the end of that aisle like so:
I am doing my best to make this email sound adult. I have rewritten it sixteen, wait… seventeen, times. I am requesting assistance.
#Sent from my iPhone
SMELL LIKE A MAN
SPORT SCENT SO EVEN WHEN YOUR CLOTHES ARE CLEANED AFTER SPORTS YOU STILL SMELL LIKE SPORTS
SMELLING LIKE SPORTS MEANS YOU ARE A MAN BECAUSE ALL MEN PLAY SPORTS AND IF YOU DO NOT ALWAYS HAVE SPORTS SMELL YOU NEED TO MAN UP!
SMELL LIKE YOU CAN MAN AND ALSO LIKE YOU CAN SPORTS
"My last question is about your tweet. Your last tweet about your pillow." [x]
a passionate eye doctor as he throws glasses into a screaming crowd (via richarcl)
[agressively draws cute makoharu][realizes it looks like makoto is kissing haru goodbye] sHIT
(photo ref used)
Chris Pratt isn’t the only star who hit the gym for Guardians of the Galaxy.
"Everything is going to change."
The Maze Runner - September 19, 2014
They’re you. They’re what you become if you destroy Gallifrey. The man who regrets and the man who forgets. The moment is me. You have to decide.
If a person posts their body online, you’ve got two options. Admire that shit, or keep it moving. It’s really not that hard of a concept. If you don’t like it, congrats on havin different taste. If you do, cool. If you’re into it, cool. If you’re creeping or hating, calm that shit down. You’re doin too much.
What he said! ^^